Hello Followers!
I am just checking in, wanted to let you know I came to another realization in my life, I no longer feel I can play for the Denver Broncos.
I know, it's sad but true. There was a time after the last snap I participated in in college, that I felt I could run with the big boys. I know it was probably not realistic, and filled with false bravado, but I honestly thought I could hang, and wanted to be there blocking for the legend John Elway. Then a few more years passed, and I was confident I could still contribute. Until Sunday, I held onto to the dream that I could be the go-to long snapper. I wouldn't have to do much, just make sure the Field Goal holder and the Punter got the ball quickly and with accuracy. I would gladly do it for the league minimum.
So what changed? Well, I realized when returning to my seat after going potty and getting a large order of Supreme Nachos and a Coke. There I was walking up the stairs to my seat. On the fist level, seriously, like 20 steps, and I was out of breath, and my knee and back hurt so bad I was seeing stars. I realized that I wouldn't survive the jog from the huddle to the line of scrimmage.
Oh well, maybe I can be a DH for the Rockies if they ever go to AL rules..... Oh wait, I sucked at Baseball.
Peace,
Woody
